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Female Role Models In Games

Thursday, April 10th, 2008

Being a woman myself i grew up on games, I’m not your A typical gal who looks goes nuts on shoes and hats and clothing. (Only when I need to! :P ) But a lot of the time growing up, weight has always been an issue and magazines and the media, don’t exactly help in telling a young girl growing up what is “normal”. When I say norma lI mean healthy, a bit of meat and bone on you, not so thin that a stiff breeze could blow you over! You see what I mean? So I look at magazines at my workplace. They’re all tall and thin. And now the size zero phenomena is hitting the UK (size 4 in the UK). Magazines, adverts, billboards. Flat chested, no boobs, no bum, legs like twigs and arms to match.

And since us women are obsessed (including myself) with our weight, it’s all weight loss pills, miracle diets that make us prick up our ears and get easily reeled in by it all. We’re all surrounded by this media and there’s no way of getting away from it. Now, computer games, being part of this media, is also a source of influence for the modern day child, but how about the modern day woman? You may sometimes hear men going “PHWOAR!! Her boobs jiggle”, the average woman saying “*Gasp* But that’s sexist!” I kinda look at it and go “Hmm that’s actually quite impressive but is it necessary in game-play or enhance the game-play experience?” Fair enough the game is promoting “realistic physics” but if you’re viewing the game-play as a FPS or an over the shoulder 3rd person, then what’s the point? But compared to what women are faced with the advertisement media, promoting emaciated looks and thin shapeless bodies, at least over sexed women in games have body shape.

Now some glamour-zons may say to me “But Sooz, they’re not real, they’re not real people.” Neither are the faces and bodies you see in adverts. They’re all artificial in some way and no doubt they have had touch ups done here and there! At least in games they show you “yeah this is a man’s ideal of what game women look like” but you rarely get to see that kind of thing in the main stream media. It’s even my ideal that women should have boobs (at least!) and a curvy figure and be healthy looking (Unless she’s a zombie of course!) But in all fairness, you don’t actually get to see many thinner woman or larger ladies who have more to love (Stick thin zombies don’t count, nor do the Jabba the Hut variety mutant of the female kind!). Maybe games companies should make women with different body shapes, like larger woman or slimmer women characters which play a substantial plot in the game. At least it would level the playing field and make it more realistic, and isn’t that what nearly all games companies are aspiring to do? Not every woman has the same body type. Everyone is different, but everyone should be healthy! So all in all, at least Computer games are promoting “meatier” woman, and not woman you just want to buy a sandwich for! I’m glad that games do promote curvy figured women, at least I don’t feel pressurised to “fit in” while I play.

Suzie

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On your feet gamers! We march to war!

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Lock and load guys!

gamepolitics.com reports that gamers are forming protest groups in order to exert political pressure on developers. I decided to take a look down the list and subject each of them to harsh judgement. Why? Because I do that.

1. Boycotting Battlefield: Bad Company

Sarcastic Gamer are calling for a boycott of Battlefield: Bad Company on the basis that Electronic Arts plan to sell extra weapons over XBox Live. Selling extra content for games isn’t new (enough people raged when it was done with Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion), but it’ll be interesting to see how this one pans out. At the time of writing over 540 people have responded, almost all saying that they won’t shell out for it.

It’s worth noting that, when you have convinced someone who has bought every previous incarnation of a game not to buy your latest one, you have clearly gone very badly wrong somewhere along the line.

2. Boycotting Rockband

Not a happy day for EA – UK gamers are furious at the £180 price tag on the full kit of Rockband (in the US it’d cost about £85). This price hike seems difficult to justify, and no one from EA has yet attempted to.

3. Missing Replacement XBox 360

It’s difficult to encourage people to boycott a console that they’ve shelled out hundreds of pounds for and fortunately the consumerist aren’t trying to do that. But they are rightly drawing attention to a case of Microsoft being sloppy – in this instance they didn’t send a replacement XBox but did send an invalid tracking number for a package that never arrived. In the consumerist’s latest article they recommend that the complainant take the matter to the small complaints court.

It’s important that as consumers we look out for our own interests. Fanboy rage, no matter how impotent it may seem, is important and does get heard. If you have a complaint against a video game company do write to them, and if they ignore you do write to the consumerist, sarcastic gamer, gamesindustry.biz gamepolitics.com, or us! If you want to get heard by other gamers and members of the games industry just kick up a fuss on our forums.

John

john@inx-gaming.co.uk

Play nice. After all, it’s your money.

Quit your fanboy whining!

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

We’re going to see great things from the PS3. I recently had the pleasure of playing Silent Hill: Origins on the PSP. Since SH:O’s release, Climax Group has been inundated with requests to make licensed PSP games, because they do it properly and consequently make loads of money doing it. As an industry it has taken us just too long to get games of that calibre on what is, essentially, a powerful large-screened mobile games device.

Why? Because you haven’t tried. Shame on you developers, not actually putting in the effort to get such awesome lighting effects, shame on you for just churning out the cheap and tacky ports that characterise the vast majority of the PSP market instead of designing from the ground up for it. This is why we’re going to see some good things from the PS3. When games developers stop making games for the PS3 based on the X360’s specs (go on, you know you do, don’t lie to me) and start making proper PS3 exclusives we’ll see some great stuff. Look at Konami’s Metal Gear Solid 4 and Free Radical’s Haze. Both are PS3 exclusives, both look like absolutely awesome gaming experiences.

So quit your fanboy whining and realise that we’re about to see some great stuff, and all of it PS3.

- John

Play nice: play PS3.

Virtual boob jobs is jugs too far

Tuesday, March 25th, 2008

Where we differ most from past generations isn’t just in haircuts, or dress sense. The question that’s being asked is, are we going too far, and more importantly. Where will we end up?

The media is currently in a frenzy over online gaming website Miss Bimbo. I use the phrase online gaming loosely. Because for those of you used to playing Counterstrike online or pwning Call of Duty 4 servers, you might find this game a little odd.

The web-based game offers players to buy (virtually, for their online character) breast enlargements, dieting pills and face lifts.

Now, nothing new you might say. In fact, I’m offered breast enlargements on a daily basis by email (I always email back to ask if they offer reductions, but they never get back to me :( ()

What seems shocking is it’s claimed that girls as young as 8 play the game.

My auntie looked over my shoulder watching me play COD 4 at the weekend, and looked disgusted when I head shotted some noob out in cover. Watching the players head explode, she seemed to insinuate I’d somehow be tainted by this and go out and really shoot people.

I wonder what she’d make of Miss Bimbo….

Xbox 360 live + headset? No thanks

Monday, March 17th, 2008

Ok…

So it’s not as if I am new to screaming gaming kiddies. First, as a pro-leet CS 1.5 / 1.6 player, I remember fondly each night the abuse over voice chat. Then as director and support staff at a big game server provider. So, do I get all boo-hoo and upset at a 13 year old calling me a fag? Water off a duck’s back, mate!

Yesterday (Sunday) was my first day off in a long long while. Having not really played much, I decided to get out the XBox 360 I bought some months ago, now with the exception of my PES2008 addiction, gathering dust. I purchased my Xbox Live gold membership, and hooked up to a COD4 server. After pwning for a while, I thought, Why not try that headset they provide?

So on it went. Rather comfortable too. Not like those cheap headsets that brand your ears.

Now, please I’m not a prude. My friends will confirm far from it! It takes a lot to make me blush. Like the cheap moisturiser I thought would make me look good, the other day. Ouch. First impressions, Xbox Live is packed full of nasty, rude, obnoxious little ****es. Of course, not to discount those normal friendly people on there. There are a few, such as the guys added to my friend’s list. Nice to meet you guys ;)

In 5 minutes, I came across:

- Nasty homophobia (gay, faggot…bovved. Let’s face it, kids use the word gay like they do the word want. That doesn’t bother / offend me). I do object when it gets personal and nasty.

- Anti-semitism. Personal jokes about the nazis, the holocaust. One young lad actually piped up really upset…Hey guys, do you mind, I’m Jewish only to be laughed at, mocked and insulted further.

- Complete lack of sportsmanship. If you block or TK, you say sorry. You do not spawn camp.

- Complete lack of skills. How on my first go, did I manage to obliterate the noobs so easily?

- Absolutely no discussion, friendliness, or niceness.

I played on several different ’servers’…all the same.

Sunday’s conclusion? Stick to the PC for playing Call of Duty 4 game servers. So I’ve put the headset back in the attic, and won’t be taking it back out. Pro Evolution Soccer on Xbox Live is fine. I enjoy that. But for FPS, I’ll have my PC back please.

I do hope this isn’t where online gaming is going.

- Olly

Take an IT Course, earn £60k per annum…OMFG

Saturday, October 13th, 2007

Are you fed up of feeling undervalued in the workplace? Hate the sound of that alarm?


Yep! :D

Well, like OMFG, did you know you can earn £60k in IT

Reaiillyyy, like how?

Take a course with <insert random IT training company here> and take your career path the right way

Like jeezomfg, the evil government. They’ve been conning me with the promise of a pension scheme. I’m going into IT.

FFS, you *cannot* go into IT. You cannot take a course and magically be this brilliant programmer. The computer Christ. It doesn’t work like that, you misleading capitalist, pigs.

From my own example. My dad was always into computers. Our first computer was an Amstrad CPC 464. At the age of 6-7 I started playing around in BASIC.

10 CLS
20 PRINT OMFG I CAN PROGRAM
ME

From that I move onto the best ‘PC’ of all time, the Amiga. To Amos. I did lose my way there, and indeed realised in later years, I was cack at programming.

I consider myself intermediate in IT skills. Intermediate; there’s so many people I know that are just so much more smarter, and make me feel IT illiterate.

I personally find these idiotic TV adverts insulting.

You cannot learn IT in a course.

The cretins that peddle these courses demonstrate just how valuable they are with their marketing ignorance.

If you want to spend years learning about computers and how they work, fine. Great, welcome aboard to geek land.

If you want to go on a course and become an overnight pro VB programmer, (or more commonly, OMFG I CAN USE OFFICE!!!!11) and bore me with how great you think you are with computers and the internet, go do one, thicky.

Jesus uses INX

Saturday, October 6th, 2007

Jesus uses INX apparantly. I was happy to assist with one of his technical problems on livechat just now.

Jesus: I have nails in my feet and hands what should i do?

You are now speaking with Oliver Warburton of Sales.

Oliver Warburton: Hello Jesus

Jesus: hi

Oliver Warburton: have you asked the Romans to remove them?

Jesus: yes they said they are not prepared to

Oliver Warburton: damn how mean

Jesus: i know i really don’t know what to do

Oliver Warburton: What about Mary Magdelene?

Oliver Warburton: Could you possibly do one of your miracles to distract those Roman meanies, while she runs over to help?

Jesus: she has no head :-S

Oliver Warburton: Bummer

Oliver Warburton: What about asking help from the almighty himself?

Jesus: do you think i should ask my dad?

Oliver Warburton: Yeah, that’s what i was going to suggest JC

Jesus: ok i’ll ask and let you know

Jesus: yes he has done that now

Jesus: thanks for your help

Oliver Warburton: My pleasure

Oliver Warburton: Do drop in on the temple btw

Oliver Warburton: I have heard from Peter that they are setting up stalls and gambling again, the infidels

Jesus: not my problem am done with that shite im trying to go cold turkey

Oliver Warburton: Don’t blame you

Oliver Warburton: Well go and have a glass of blood personfication on me

Jesus: you must have one boring job if you have the time to talk to me

Oliver Warburton: If you fancy popping over later I have a wealthy resource of water you are more than welcome to turn into wine

Jesus: i’ll think about it

Jesus: i don’t like using my powers to get lashed

Oliver Warburton: I realise it must seem a b****r sometimes, but think of all you’ve done for us all

Oliver Warburton: You have to let your rather long hair down once in a while

Jesus: i know that bread and fish was bloody expensive

Jesus: it was Hovis aswell

Jesus: well i need to go i’m afraid Mary has swallowed her tongue again

Oliver Warburton: I won’t ask how she managed that. I still need to catch up with her about the whole bloodline thing

Jesus: i told her not to take them E’s because she just cant handle them

Jesus: see you later Oliver, btw don’t ask for more it will wreck your life

And with that Jesus left.

Thursday, September 20th, 2007

So the beta Orange box has been released. Hurrah! whoopee! Great. No, er wait. Why STEAM, insist on putting the games in a folder called “orangebox” when we load the server files? It doesn’t keep in with our file structure. It makes no sense. It’s irritating. Please change the full release back as normal, where game folders go into the srcds folder. It’s easy :)
/me gets off his orange box

We have a pre-order page for Team Fortress 2 servers. Unfortunately the usual instant setup, and marvellous instant availability we like to offer isn’t on offer yet. Hopefully it’ll be only a couple of days for STEAM to pull their cyber finger out.
Team Fortress 2 servers are available in Windows only. Here we go again. Again, this seems daft. Why are beta’s so increasingly ‘BETA’! Linux servers out number Windows servers two to one. Give us what we want, I say, damnit!
Why? Because generally Linux offers far better performance than “point and click” Windows. I love my Linux, me. To use Linux and to use it well, you have to have a clue. With Windows (sorry all those Windows (majority) GSP’s out there) but any old fool could do it. Point click….point click….type….click click….’har har lol I’m a server genius, lets start selling some cs source servers to some n00bs’

Give me a few pints and I could handle Windows. Actually, no, I’d need some class A drugs and a team of cheer leaders to lower my standards that far.

Rant over, just next time STEAM, us educated GSP’s like using Linux. Windows we do not like. And yes, your beta could have been betta.

And as soon as TF2 is on linux servers, we will have a jolly good session :)

/Olly publishes blog post and closes Internet Explorer.

I wish I was a cat

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

I wish I was a cat. Check this lazy, fat, useless mog out:

If I were the cat, I’d be playing on game servers. ALL day. EVERY day. Maybe laze in the sun for a bit after a spot of lunch (not Whiskers, mind you- pizza ftw). But all day, every day. I’d be gaming. Spot of Counterstrike Source in the morning. Hop on some INX DOD Source game servers in the afternoon. Yeah, that’d be the life. Instead, every day I fix game servers. But I don’t play on game servers. Sometimes life is SO unfair. :(

This week I am on ‘holiday’, staying with my mum, brothers and sister in Spalding, Lincolnshire. While they go to work / school / college, I am working from my mum’s home on my laptop. This cat sits here mocking me. While I’m fixing clan’s game servers all day long, the cat positions itself perfectly in the sun. It REALLY gets on my wick. Ziggy can’t even miaow. She makes this HALF-ars*d noise like someone’s sat on a crisp packet. AOOOYYOOOW. AOOOYOOOW. We bought some toys for ziggy. One a ‘tigger’ cat on a piece of string that goes *rattle rattle*. Most cats will chase this toy round the house. Del Monte and Eesha’s cats do. Does my cat? Does it..

If you pull the toy along side Ziggy, hoping for her attention she looks at you with this “WTF?!” expression. The cat cba to move. What a lazy, miserable cat. You have to dangle the toy in a position convenient to Ziggy, i.e. over the top of her paw, so she’ll play. What a waste.

So, if you believe in reincarnation, take very careful note. Become a cat. But while your owners are out, don’t waste your time licking yourself and eyeballing the dog. FFS play on some game servers. Preferably some INX-Gaming game servers, because it keeps Olly in a job.